LYRICS: So this is what I think my day would be like if I was a "swagggster" Soon as I start my day, you know I get my swag on Hold up wait, I gotta put my plaid on You know I'm lookin' fresh when I step outside the door If Britney Spears was here she'd be like "gimme gimme more" Rollin' to the office, I got that 9-5 You know I'm gonna dip right at 4:59 Maybe after work, I'll go to happy hour 'Cause I'm still fresh to death like I just got out the shower Pull up to my local, sowin' what I'm reapin' Buy my Jack 'n Coke, then I get to creepin' But no one's lookin' good, this place is wall to wall with 3's Honestly, I'd rather be outside makin' out with a tree I think I'm gonna split, this bar ain't even poppin' Headin' back to my crib, but that don't mean the party's stoppin' I got my crew here, we're makin' Jello shooters Pull the chicken wings outta the freezer, we're gonna eat like we're at Hooters They got the tables out, I'll take that as a challenge Homeboy over there crackin' jokes, thinkin' he Jimmy Fallon We're playin' beer pong, but don't put your balls inside my cup I've already had too much to drink, if I drink any more I might throw up Now the party's ending, people starting to leave I'll turn today into a song and put that shit on repeat I'm goin' to bed, but this song won't end 'Cause when I wake up tomorrow, we're gonna do it again